Got to be a joker, we just do what we please.

We’ve presented you with who we are and why you should care. We gave you an idea of what we’re working on, and forewarned you there is much more to come. You got a sweet, succulent taste of what it means to be in the Vital Few and how that extends to your wardrobe. We rubbed your backs, we rubbed ‘em real good. (Maybe we’re even lotion buddies). We got you excited for a new way to meet new people, IRL.

Now it’s time to rub us down. Be the first to know when we go live with our IndieGoGo campaign in April. As an exclusive member of The Vital Few, you’ll have access to perks the general public never sees. You’ll get first dibs on the coolest shit to rock at your next rager.

Roller coaster. Early warning. Muddy water. Mojo filter.

One and one and one is three.

Come together. Right now. Over here.

Wagyu Fleece

Shop Now Today in huge buttery soft news: We’re launching our new flagship fabric: Wagyu Fleece. You’re probably asking yourself: What exactly is “Wagyu” fleece? Well we’re here to…steer you in the right direction. Here’s a quick interview we conducted with Drew...
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Happy Hallowiian

All Hallows Eve is upon us…and we know you haven’t waited until the last minute to costume yourself.  Or have you?  Honestly.  We know you don’t want to disrespect the holiday’s Pagan origins (or our electoral process) with an off-price sexy Abraham Lincoln.  ...
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Sexy Is Dead PART 2: Hot Tubs are Immortal

It’s that time of the year when Summer’s hanging around, making you nostalgic for last week.  You’re back from vacation and cover sheets on the TPS reports have you cursing Lumbergh.  You need to relax, and when the sun hasn’t heated the pool quite to your liking, if...
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The 2016 Rio Olympic Cachaça Games: CC Edition

With the Rio Olympics in full effect and Brazil being the 3rd largest consumer of beer in the world, what are we going to do, sit back and watch it sober? Não não não. So we devised our own game to keep your mind more limber than Simone Biles while you ask yourself,...
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