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All Hallows Eve is upon us…and we know you haven’t waited until the last minute to costume yourself.  Or have you?  Honestly.  We know you don’t want to disrespect the holiday’s Pagan origins (or our electoral process) with an off-price sexy Abraham Lincoln.  

Fear not, we’re here to inspire you. Cloak yourself in a floral printed High Water like these retro cultural icons, and ensure there are no Sleepy’s in the hollow tonight.  

Casual Friday or not, here we come.

looking-out-front-door-inspiration-5The Great White Bat. But to the natives… Shikaka.



Aloha Mr. Dismembered Hand.



Even the Phantom isn’t himself when he’s hungry.



Why shouldn’t girls get to have fun too. Just make sure to clarify
what kind of “masquerade” mask to wear. 



Be careful who you try to scare, might just catch yourself
a piece of this Magnum Pi-e.



The King of Rock and Roll had a lesser known title…
the King of Pumpkin Carving.



Childhood Obesity: The Trick no amount of Truffle Shuffling will treat



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Use protection, or True Romance can leads to true chaperoning



“As your attorney I advise you to not break out your ultra-realistic bat costume on this Vegas run”



Never half-ass your halloween costume.
You never know when you’re going to get your picture taken.

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